She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hell yes lets make some ravioli
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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