brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I am puke
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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