The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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