dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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