Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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