I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
its not stalking. its research.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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