I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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