btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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