Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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