This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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