I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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