this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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