Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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