you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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