its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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