i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
false alarm. still invincible.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
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