I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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