I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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