I need help removing her.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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