If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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