Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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