i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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