I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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