I'm drive I can fine osifer
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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