i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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