yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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