okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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