The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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