Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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