i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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