you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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