Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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