I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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