Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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