I think I am morally bankrupt
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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