The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
try to milk me bitch
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