I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
