Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
it hurts more in the daytime
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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