Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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