It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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