this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
