if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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