after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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