All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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