She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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