I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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