it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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