Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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