Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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