you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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