not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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